You enter the elevator. One hand squeezing your new laptop bag, one finger pressed to the top floor. Silently rocketing upwards you breathe deeply until the moment the doors part. You hesitate, but walk past the receptionist with the raised eyebrows, pushing open the doors to the boardroom. A man at the far end of the crowded table rises, saying "Guspodarchuk, love the work your doing, we just have one question........where, did you get, your Laptop Bag."